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Welcome to PoRnSTar!!! Beautiful, ain't it? Look at all the staaaaaaaaaars!

Hi! I_Swallow here....  Welcome to..... du nu nu nu... PoRnSTar!!!!!!!! *applause sign lights up* APPLAUD DAMMIT!!!!!! The site is a little lame right now.... But uh.... It'll get better... SO BACK OFF!! ^_^ Uummm.... I made the website for my old guild .:eXile:. (guildexile.tripod.com) and there was a comic on that one... Y'all want a comic on this site? (vote below).... Ummm... I know the "Home" page is suppose to be the place where you say all the information.... And there's usually a section entitled "About Us"..... SCREW THAT!!!! Nuh uh... Boring stuff goes on a completely different page... You want info? Go to the PoRnSTar kiosk.... Sheesh.... Boring stuff is the leper of websites.... ENJOY!

Comic or No Comic?

wtf...? Hell Naw.... What kinda stupid ass question is THAT?
YES YES OH GOD GIMME A COMIC!!!!!

This is Bunny, the site mascot ^_^ --------->

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Need PoRnSTar information? Would you like to become a PoRnSTar? Requirements: You must look good in a G-String/Man thong... Just kidding! I think we should have our own theme music... If anyone in the guild is in a band... Make up a stupid song about PoRnSTar, record it, then send it to me.... I think it'd be hilarious... Give the site a certain... "jene se qua"...

You know what's funny? I wanted the address to be PoRnSRar.tripod.com.... but they don't allow "inappropriate" usernames.... Piece of crap...

Heh heh.... Look! The song fits....